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Unplug…phone.
I just got 8 calls all in a row from a Chinese food delivery guy looking for some girl named Jessica. I was nice at first, but by the end I was just saying, “NO NO JESSICA” and slamming down the phone. Then I walked out to get lunch because I couldn’t take it anymore. And then on my way back up, I saw this girl in my office walking towards the elevators, saying, “I got my lunch, finally!” And the guy next to her was like, “No thanks to that screaming woman.” The girl? NAMED JESSICA.
Guys, I’m gonna lose it.Posted on April 21, 2009
I'm an actress & comedian based out of NYC. I like leaving voicemails for my family's toy poodle Muffin. I do a bunch of shows - improv, standup, sometimes even music with my name twin as The Bridgets Fitzgerald. Thanks for stoppin' in! If you would like to be added to my mailing list, just shoot me a line - bridgecomedy at gmail * com.
