Okay, so today I was buying toilet paper and had to make the choice between extra soft and extra strong.  What kinda shits are people taking that we need an extra strong as an option?

“Mine’ll just rip right through otherwise.  I tried regular, strong, stronger - if this doesn’t work, I swear, I’m just tearin’ up thousand count sheets and calling it a day.”

Sidenote: I am so tired of buying the wrong size tampon because I forget to account for Ultra.  Why would anyone assume there is a category beyond “Super Plus”?

Don’t start adding categories, Tampon Makers!  Don’t open up pandora’s box of synonyms that all sound the same:

super - super plus - ultra - jumbo - mighty - prodigiuos - elephantine - titanic - colossal - large

I don’t want to have to choose between redwood and toothpick.  I just want a medium.  Thanks.