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Hair bag.
I am letting my friend borrow my wig for a sketch, and so I put it in a plastic baggie & took it to work today. Yet, to my surprise, carrying a bag full of hair didn’t stop someone on the subway from asking me directions. Which means I could get away with murder with this girl-next-door look. So if you need help moving bodies, call this girl. I could carry fingers on the crosstown bus and still get asked my favorite neighborhood sushi place.
I’m sorry, I am editing this because I forgot to mention that my Metro card had expired, but the bus driver didn’t say a word. Both about that and my BAG OF HUMAN HAIR.
Posted on April 9, 2009 with 2 notes
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I'm an actress & comedian based out of NYC. I like leaving voicemails for my family's toy poodle Muffin. I do a bunch of shows - improv, standup, sometimes even music with my name twin as The Bridgets Fitzgerald. Thanks for stoppin' in! If you would like to be added to my mailing list, just shoot me a line - bridgecomedy at gmail * com.
