There’s been a lot of construction since the last time I was home, including the opening of this:

To which I have to say:

Look, it’s, it’s 1 and 2/3rds, Bank.  I feel like, as a bank, you should be better with mixed fractions.  You don’t have to be able to derive formulas, wait, I take that back - you should be reasonably good with math.  You’re a bank.  You have all of some people’s money.  Which apparently they shouldn’t be giving you because you’re run by a bunch of four year olds still working their way through Pizza Math.

And where was your marketing team when this was going on?  Didn’t anyone say, “You know what?  Why don’t we name our bank after something that divides evenly or at least isn’t a repeating fraction of 1.66666666 Bank?”  Alright, this is coming to this, I just googled to find out the story on you, 1 and 2/3rds Bank.  Apparently, the people who ran it thought that’d be what would happen when you merge the Third National Bank with the Fifth National Bank.  Was the Fourth National Bank taken?  Or, more likely, do you not understand averages either?  Maybe this is why you guys aren’t numbers one or two.  Please get it together, 5/3.  I want to love you, but you’re making it hard.