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Maybe I’m not “the norm”.
I’m not “camera friendly”.
I don’t “wear clothes that fit me”.
I’m not a “heartbreaker”.
I haven’t “had sex with a woman”;
I don’t know “how that works”.
I guess I don’t “fall in line”. I’m not “hygenic”. I don’t “wipe properly”.
I lack “style”. I have no “charisma” or “self esteem”.
I don’t “own a toothbrush” or “let my scabs heal”.
I can’t “reach all the parts of my body”.
When I sleep, I “sweat profusely”.via lovelywings:iamnotwolverine:hollowruins:arrowsandaccolades
I miss Chris Farley.
That was like the perfect bit.
<3
Posted on January 26, 2010 via Arrows & Accolades with 150 notes
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Maybe I’m not “the norm”. I’m not “camera friendly”....don’t “wear clothes that fit me”....
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That was like the perfect bit.
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lovelywings:iamnotwolverine:hollowruins:arrowsandaccolades I miss
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I'm an actress & comedian based out of NYC. I like leaving voicemails for my family's toy poodle Muffin. I do a bunch of shows - improv, standup, sometimes even music with my name twin as The Bridgets Fitzgerald. Thanks for stoppin' in! If you would like to be added to my mailing list, just shoot me a line - bridgecomedy at gmail * com.
