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HuffPo: How to Be Engaged by Christmas
My dad’d marry me off to a lumberjack, if he could.
Just so he’d have access to sweet sweet lumber all the time.
I’m just waiting for arranged marriages to come back.
I said this for like a long, long time.
In all seriousness, I would completely trust my parents to pick a good match.
My parents were great, but I wouldn’t for a second. My mom would pick someone who made her laugh but was probably gay, and my dad would be really impressed by any salesman.
This is halfway between fact and hyperbole, but suffice it to say that this is not a scenario I am remotely interested in.
Good call. Both of my parents would get me a gay husband. One of them would be doing it deliberately.
Posted on November 18, 2009 via b-r-double o-k-lyn drama with 22 notes
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eatingpieelsewhere reblogged this from leilacohanmiccio and added:
“In general, the way to get...man to ask you to marry him in
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In my experience, I’ve learned more about a person while traveling with them than I have living with them. When you have...
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bridgecomedy reblogged this from nicolemarietherese and added:
My dad’d marry me off to a lumberjack, if he could. Just so he’d have access to sweet sweet lumber all the time.
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nicolemarietherese reblogged this from khealywu and added:
Good call. Both of my parents would get me a gay husband. One of them would be doing it deliberately.
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khealywu reblogged this from nicolemarietherese and added:
My parents are great, but I wouldn’t for a second. My mom would pick someone who made her laugh but was probably gay,...
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patbaer reblogged this from nicolemarietherese and added:
This article depressed the hell out of me. Ladies, please don’t break a date with a guy just to find out if he misses...
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shortbreadsh reblogged this from khealywu and added:
I’m just waiting for arranged marriages to come back.
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chrisreblogs reblogged this from benzado and added:
Absolutely and completely ignoring all reblogs of this. Yes. Yes, I am.
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benzado reblogged this from brendanmc and added:
Yeah, fuck the rules.
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derbygirl reblogged this from brendanmc and added:
Reblogging because I like the idea of someone saying “I’m fond of you.”
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brendanmc reblogged this from khealywu and added:
katey, this is new york. you can’t even tell someone you’re really fond of them for a whole year. marriage is ok after 7...
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ginahavingthoughts reblogged this from nicolemarietherese and added:
I’m not talking about a movie timeline, like the one referenced above, where Maureen O’Hara meets her handsome neighbor...
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