rubysneakers:

Since instituting my ‘Stop Negative Self-Hating Thought Whirlpools’ policy, and it’s been reasonably successful, I have noticed my asshole brain trying tricksy ploys to get me to do it anyway!  The most brilliant of these attempts has been the initially innocuous thoughts about friends that turn rapidly into escalating conclusions that all my friends think I am untalented and awful and unfunny and stupid.

Fucking BRAIN!  Are you serious!?  That’s some President Clinton-level logical sneakitude, dude!  If I won’t go through the thought motions of how awful I am, Brain, you DICK, you make me think of my awesome friends and then put MY self-loathing into their voices?  Fucking nice move, DICK.  Cut it out.  I am not letting you do that, dude.  Caught ya!  SUCK MY DICK, BRAIN.

P.S. Omg I hope my friends don’t really think I am awful :( :( :(

AGH BRAIN, QUIT BEING A DICK.

Katey Kat

Please break this post out in case of emergency:

I am constantly telling people about how smart I think you are - you add smart, really funny comments to scenes you are in, and you don’t settle for stupid stuff you’ve seen before.  You set the bar really high for top of your intelligence comedy, and I appreciate that about you when I watch you play.

I also like when you surprise yourself - the scene about all the blood going out of your body when you raised your arms over your head during the set with Irritated Max was so funny & that look on your face was both hilarious & priceless.