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Dear Stonyfield Yogurt’s “Oikos” Division,
You don’t know what honey is. I don’t know what that goo was that was at the bottom of your Greek yogurt with “honey,” but I assure you, sirs, it was not honey.
It resembled the consistency of semi-thawed, semi-sweetened, partially-digested chicken drippings and made me seriously regret buying your brand for fifty cents less than a competitor’s brand - a competitor’s brand, mind you, that has one quintessential upper hand - they know what honey is.
You have insulted my tastebuds.
Not to mention the term “home” which your Greek yogurt division’s moniker denotes.
People in my home don’t try to pull some non-honey honey bullshit.
Sincerely,
Bridget “I Really Like Honey And That Wasn’t It” Fitzgerald
Posted on October 23, 2009 with 1 note
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