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UPDATE: Lauren Hunter Has A Partner
Police has issued a statement implicating John “Black-ery” Townsend as Lauren Hunters partner in her wave of Driving-N-Tumbling rampage. John was her “reblogger”. He would reblog all of her illegal posts to create web buzz with the ultimate goal to legitimize her insane activities.
Police have detained him. He refuses to give up Lauren’s whereabouts but he did say the following:
“Lauren can’t be stopped. Try if you want but she is just gonna keep driving and Tumblring. I reblogged all her stuff because I think she is right. You should be able to drive and tumblr at the same time. I especially like it when she accidentally drives into pet stores. You can lock me away but Lauren wont have trouble finding people to reblog her driving-while-tumblring posts. White Power.”
R those tots on macncheese? Oh, sorry, did I just become an accomplice?
#nomz4life
PS YOU KNOW YOU’D EAT THAT, SCOLLINS
Posted on December 16, 2011 via John Everett Trowbridge with 6 notes
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R those tots on macncheese? Oh, sorry,...just become an accomplice? #nomz4life PS YOU KNOW...
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