NOW CASTING-Bitches and Hoes for Cop Bar 2- The Sequel.

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Date: 2009-06-18, 8:11AM
Epileptic Arson Productions is now casting dozens of women of questionable virtue to star in “Cop Bar 2- Mutant Blood Bath”

The setting is North Jersey in the year 2011. A post-apocalyptic wasteland where killer flat-chested feminist mutants terrorize the remains of humanity and suck the life out of anything non flat-chested and feminist with their opinions and incessant expectations.

A group of rogue on-the-take Cops are all that stand between saving the remnants of civilization from these sewer-dwelling, plankton-eating, opinion-expressing, rectum- bleeding monkey-mutants. The Cops need to reclaim their headquarters in a Paramus strip mall from the mutants in order to access their super computer containing “the codes” that they will then use to defeat the mutants and re-populate North Jersey.

All actresses auditioning will be required to “bottom from the top” and will need to demonstrate “the sweet works” on a number of crew members.
The most ideal candidates will be who**y c**ts who have a professional background in Corporate Human Resources or Celebrity Publicity in New York City.

For more information go to COPBAR.TV and watch the video starring several members of The Soprano’s.

If interested: Send headshot and chest measurements to epilepticarson@gmail.com

(ps I have added the asterisks.  They were not there on Craigslist.)