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Protocol: We Don’t Know What To Say Here Other Than We Didn’t Choose The Product Name Protocol, The Boss’s Russian Bride Did And Honestly We Hate That She Is Making Big Marketing Decisions She Doesn’t Even Work Here So Eff Him, Eff Her, We In This Whole Twelve Person Marketing Team All Know What Protocol Means Because We All Went To School For This And What, So She Picked A Word That And We Quote Sounds Like It Goes On Metal End Quote - We Will Not Be Some Effing Marketing Puppets But We Want To Keep Our Jobs So We’ll Make It At Least Look Like We Tried But You And All Twelve Of Us Know When Protocol Happens And That Ain’t It. Bet You Think Chewable Toothbrushes Are Real Too, Perestroika. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. We Are Getting You Deported.
Posted on August 26, 2010
I'm an actress & comedian based out of NYC. I like leaving voicemails for my family's toy poodle Muffin. I do a bunch of shows - improv, standup, sometimes even music with my name twin as The Bridgets Fitzgerald. Thanks for stoppin' in! If you would like to be added to my mailing list, just shoot me a line - bridgecomedy at gmail * com.
