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Renaming movies after things people in them should have said
Jaws - Let’s just swim in the hotel pool.
Taxi Driver - Yes. Yes. That’s because you’re alone. Yes.
Rear Window - I’m calling the police because that’s their job.
The Shining - Take some time off. We’re in a resort.
The Sixth Sense - > Hey dude. Are you talking to someone?
Gone with the Wind -> Ashley Wilkes is a pussy.
The Breakfast Club -> Hey, we should all be friends, but not after today.
Twister -> I Bet You Didn’t Know Tornado Researchers Could be Evil!
The Prestige -> Isn’t it Obvious He has a Twin Brother?
When Harry Met Sally -> Is there something going on between us?
Mrs. Doubtfire -> I’d like to see my kids more
The Money Pit -> This is not a very nice house
Fight Club -> Hey, dude. Are you talking to someone?
Casa Blanca -> Nazis Ruin Everything!
Dirty Dancing -> I don’t Understand Why One of the DANCERS Couldn’t Learn The Dance.
(damn you bozarth)
Harry Potter -> Somebody Tell An Adult, Already!
The Ring -> Don’t Watch This Video!
Saw -> Get More Cops!
Office Space -> Just Quit!
Knocked Up -> All of Y’all is Fucked!
Gran Torino -> Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me cause my cousin’s got guns.
American Beauty -> Yo, those two should get a divorce.
Jurassic Park -> Why’d You Make Those Dinosaurs?
Terminator (1-3) -> Go Back Farther!
Posted on April 27, 2009 via Benjamin Apple with 17 notes
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Weekend at Bernie’s II...How did we get a dead body...a...
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I’m going to call my parents and let them know we’ve reached our destination and tell them where
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Requiem for a Dream - You think we’re sad now, wait until another year passes. Then we’ll all just be wishing we were...
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Let’s just swim in...hotel pool. Taxi Driver - Yes. Yes. That’s because you’re alone. Yes....
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Sixth Sense - > Hey dude. Are you talking to someone? Gone with the Wind...Ashley Wilkes...
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I Bet You Didn’t Know Tornado Researchers Could be Evil!...Isn’t it Obvious He has
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When Harry Met Sally...Is there something going on between us? Mrs. Doubtfire
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Somebody Tell An Adult, Already! The Ring...Don’t Watch This Video!
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There’s no “gap” in the subway construction area - it makes no sense to accelerate. The Sound of Music
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So, you don’t want to bone?
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mikescollins reblogged this from benjaminapple and added:
Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me cause my cousin’s got guns. American Beauty
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I'm an actress & comedian based out of NYC. I like leaving voicemails for my family's toy poodle Muffin. I do a bunch of shows - improv, standup, sometimes even music with my name twin as The Bridgets Fitzgerald. Thanks for stoppin' in! If you would like to be added to my mailing list, just shoot me a line - bridgecomedy at gmail * com.
