My Little Cthulhu, blogged 4 KHW part of more mylilponies

Protocol: We Don’t Know What To Say Here Other Than We Didn’t Choose The Product Name Protocol, The Boss’s Russian Bride Did And Honestly We Hate That She Is Making Big Marketing Decisions She Doesn’t Even Work Here So Eff Him, Eff Her, We In This Whole Twelve Person Marketing Team All Know What Protocol Means Because We All Went To School For This And What, So She Picked A Word That And We Quote Sounds Like It Goes On Metal End Quote - We Will Not Be Some Effing Marketing Puppets But We Want To Keep Our Jobs So We’ll Make It At Least Look Like We Tried But You And All Twelve Of Us Know When Protocol Happens And That Ain’t It. Bet You Think Chewable Toothbrushes Are Real Too, Perestroika. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. We Are Getting You Deported.

hungoverowls:

“Bleh…Jesus…I’m like a drumstick made of shame.”

Trailer for The Shop Around The Corner (1940)

Oh, guys, this feels like a warm hug.

I also fell in love with this dress last night. Sorry, fellas!

Saw JZT’s back of the head twin yesterday. Miss ya, buddy!

thisistheglamorous:

Chapter 34 - Section IX. - Subsection g)
‘Proper Haberdashery for Social Functions with a Lady’

“When attending a social function with a lady that does not require a white necked bow-tie, a gentleman is expected to don a tailored hat at all times.  While certain events and promenades require particular hats, a gentleman cannot go wrong in showing his practicality and flair for fashion with a bowler hat.  It is advised that the bowler hat be limited in the amount of notions adorned on its brim.”

A reblog for the Lady Drespel

broadcity:

What’s up guys!

We entered this awesome Web Series and Short Film competition at NexTV-and they’re having a special Viewer’s Choice aspect—where, the series with the most votes get sent right into the Finalist round!  We’re really really excited about this, and think this would be a great way to get Broad City seen not only by a bunch more people, but by some big-time movers and shakers!

So if you have a moment today, vote! Thanks and we love you!

This is how you do it:

Click the link in this post then:

1.Click on the big blue tab at the bottom left of the page that says, “Shortcut to the
Finals”
2. Type in my Abbi Jacobson (or Broad City) in the search bar on the right just above the list of submissions
3. Click on WATCH.
4. Then click on VOTE. (Only 1 vote per submission.)
5. Please spread the word!

The Bridgets Fitzgerald playing at the Heyoke Pokey Jamboree.

Photo by Bethany Bandera