March 2012
43 posts
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February 2012
43 posts
1 tag
If I ran google, it’d just be 4 boxes marked “dictionary,” “directions,” “myself,” and “tasti d flavors + delivery ?”
Woah, this is kind of awesome. →
OH NO THIS IS WHERE THEY FIND THE WEEPING ANGELS EVERYONE GET OUTTA THERE
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Did I just wave a big goofy hullo over the guy doing situps next to me at the gym & chipper “Didn’t see ya there!” Yeah, yeah I did. Then when it turned out he wasn’t my next door neighbor, did I offer any explanation before I left? Uhhh heeeellll no. FEET ARE MADE FOR RUNNIN GOTTA CATCH ME B!TCH
Somedays, there’s so many clothes on my floor I can’t explain it. Like the only way it could happen was if clothes leaked through a crack from the people upstairs or the room got built over an old Banana Republic burial ground.
Tonight: Improvised Philip K. Dick with... →
patbaer:
10:30pm at Under St. Marks. $6!!
See a great NYU Improv Team, an AWESOME 2 person improv duo, and two WEIRD Philip K. Dick inspired improv sets! Featuring Will Hines!!!!
WILL HINES.
You’re gonna need to come to this. I’m insisting.
I'm Doing A Trowbridget Show This Saturday! →
Come out come out! I love to improvise with John Trowbridge, and the lineup for the show looks awesome: Philip K. Dick Improv & Captain Soldier! When: 10:30
Where: Under St. Mark’s Theater (94 St. Marks Place at 1st Ave.)
How Much: Less than $10, More than a Nickle
Went on a library bender again.
Wish they didn’t put the ones that you’re like, “oh maybe!,” near the front, ‘cause The Future of Spacetime is one heavy Kit-Kat.
Gchat: Where I'm At
me: That's wonderful
me: Oh man
me: I just want to eat a tub of cookie dough sometimes.
me: I think that's the cathiest thing I will ever say
me: But it's f*cking true.
me: OMG is this how people know they lose it?
me: When they're like, Cathy...that girl had it right.
Puppy kissed me this morning, which was cute!, till it slipped me the tongue. So up your game, couples, ‘cause it’s 11:30 & this single girl already did the nasty.
Nuts! Diamond boots boss, stock falls
So close, CNN! You know you wanna be like:
Diamond Boots Boss, Causes Nut-clutching Fall
cmon, CNN. live a lil, cmon.
Just a lil, cmon, “Nut Sacked” do it do ittttt
All New Wraps At MyPodStudios.com →
bridgetfitzgerald:
There are new wraps featuring Bridget now up at mypodstudios.com, and over 58K people have read the Forbes.com article!
Met a sales guy whose last name was Cash. If you’re in sales, and your last name is cash, but you never acknowledge that, to me, that’s like being named Doctor Doctor and not entering every party going gimme the news.
A DAMN SHAME.
Calendar Check
I just saw Valentine’s Day is exactly one week before Mardi Gras. So, it looks like for this single lady, there’ll be two Fat Tuesdays this year.
You know what day it is.
Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING!
Phil: Bing. So did you turn pro with that whole belly-button thing Ned or...
Ned: No, I sell insurance.
Phil: What a shock.
