December 2011
32 posts
Dec 31st
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Tonight at the Tank! Uncanny Valley @ 9:30
The Uncanny Valley, a comedy variety show that I host with Fish, is tonight! Come check it out at 9:30 at the Tank (151 W 46th Street, 8th Floor, btwn 6th & 7th aves). I am in love with our lineup - musical improv! cartoons! standup! Improv! ROBOTS! A fireside chat about robots with hosts Fish & Fitz. Stand-Up from: Matt Little, Naomi Ekperegin, and Katey Healy-Wurzburg Improv from:...
Dec 30th
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Show Tomorrow Night at The Tank!
Tomorrow is The Uncanny Valley, a comedy variety show that I host with Fish! Come check it out: 9:30 at the Tank (151 W 46th Street, 8th Floor, btwn 6th & 7th aves). The lineup is ridiculously stacked: A fireside chat about robots with hosts Fish & Fitz. Stand-Up from: Matt Little, Naomi Ekperegin, and Katey Healy-Wurzburg Improv from: BEEES!!!(Musical, Magnet House Team),...
Dec 29th
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A clown ran away from the circus this week in an inverse childhood dream; he joins pizza eating its weight in children & never being a Muppet.
Dec 29th
Finally watched the Hobbit trailer, and I CANNOT WAIT! But also, how much does the main guy look like the guy from Wings? Follow up: what else does Thomas Hayden Church have to do for me to not go “that guy from Wings”?
Dec 27th
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Where’d my memory go? I can’t say what road I took 5 minutes ago yet my mom just name dropped Mitzi Mozzarella like it ain no thang.
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 21st
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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I clapped and lol’d watching this episode.  The Beethoven sketch & the weekend update off esp.  It’s like what do you get a comic for Christmas?  This!  Thx, SNL. (via oddlyspecific:) It’s so good to be home.
Dec 18th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 15th
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Reached the pt of the night when the only ppl up now are comedians, cab drivers, & ppl who started reading the hunger games.
Dec 14th
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How’d I learn to toss soft pretzels? The song Work It by Missy Elliot. I put my thing down, flip it, n reverse it. Then jam it all in my mouth & try to speak.
Dec 12th
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Just heard a house phone ring & my first thought was, “I’ll get it.” then “…in 1995.”
Dec 12th
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Dec 11th
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Dec 11th
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Oh, Gym Guy. You gimme the eye, pull down your outer pants, suggestively mount the leg machine. I get it.  But what you don’t get is how much you look like you’re taking a dump and staring at me while you do it.
Dec 10th
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kpartyawesome: A NEW video written by…ME!!! Directed by Zach Broussard! Starring Will Hines, Bridget Fitzgerald, Dan Hodapp, Langan Kingsley, Connor Ratliff, Austin Rye, Bill Weeden and Sasheer Zamata! Guys, don’t let the werecrows get you down.
Dec 10th
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Did you see this Stefon thing yesterday?
http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2011/12/bill-hader-stefon-saturday-night-live.html
Dec 7th
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Improv show this Saturday at 8 at the Magnet →
This Saturday night, I’m in a mashup team where anything goes - so let’s make like Bravo & watch what happens.
Dec 6th
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So many emails about the holiday party! I haven't...
Dec 6th
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TRUTH TIME: sometimes I go on Facebook benders where I x out all the sponsored ads & only give one reason: “sexually explicit”. Cause who’s gonna catch me? You don’t know what kinda kinky stuff I’m into, Facebook. Maybe nothing turns me on more than Symphony Space & affordable teeth whitenings.  Oooh, baby OOH
Dec 6th
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Dec 6th
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Dec 5th
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Thanks!
Thanks so much to everyone who helped make Musie possible & all the people who came to tonight’s screening. You guys make this a night where I just don’t want to go to sleep! Thank you :)
Dec 5th
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Sitcom Pilot Screening Tonight →
Hey guys, I made a sitcom pilot over the summer with a bunch of amazing, talented folks. It’s called Musie, and it’s about these two chicks (one is Mags, the firecracker, played by me, Bridget Fitzgerald, & the other is the straight-laced Susie played by Miss Lauren Hunter).  The pair live in New York & have adventures that are told in two halves, each using their half the...
Dec 4th
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Dec 1st
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