March 2010
69 posts
March 31, 2010
iamachilles:
schoolnight:
The Beatles Jeff Hiller Fizz Co PaDe Mindy Raf Sean Hart Paul Downs Ali Waller Sean Crespo Abbi Jacobson
THE BEATLES!
I cannot wait to see the Beatles! Also - Fizz Co is another improvised dance. This time I am joined by friends Bethany Hall and Cathryn Mudon. Rock out!!
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Watchdavebluvband:
I did not know John Ward very well at all, but I enjoyed watching him perform a lot. Just looking at him made me grin. This Anton Chekov prank is one of my favorite Improv Everywhere bits. It only dawns on me now that I never told him that, and it’s something I really regret.
RIP Dr. Wimpy. I wish I could have gotten to know you better. You will be missed.
John was a kind guy to...
Picking up cooked couscous off a tiled floor is a simple and effective way to torture people. First, they’re cooked, right? Meaning they’re both warm and sticky so brooms are rendered ineffective. Try it! You can’t! Even couscous cooking kings would be on their hands and knees getting those stupid grains up. And they’re cooked! So they feel all warm and sticky and...
From Website to Book Deal: PleaseFireMe.com |... →
jillmorris:
pleasefireme:
From Galleycat, “PleaseFireMe.com has just sold the book rights to Citadel Press at auction. Citadel Press is the publisher of the New York Times bestselling book, I Hope They Sell Beer in Hell by Tucker Max.
Acquiring editor, Amy Pyle is said to envision it as a huge franchise. In fact, according to founder and co-author, Adam Chromy, she says, “When I first...
Oh guys! I went fishing in my coffee for half my donut which soaked too long and broke off then I had hot coffee all over my hands and found myself quietly yipping but trying to grab donut island before it got too heavy and sank and all that time a fork was totally in a nearby drawer if I could have just focused on anything but intensely burning fingers.
This coffee tastes like both grief...
Me: I'm so excited! This is like Christmas! Also, the phone call I just got - uhhh from my credit card to say pay it.
Brett: oh man you're on a payment team!
MORGANPHILLIPSTUMBLR: My Night: Hooray →
1. Got yelled at by the unpleasant crazy woman upstairs for five minutes, almost cried.
2. Was not proud of my Harold Audition callback.
3. Was nerf-assassinated on the way to the bar.
4. Got drunk, called my parents to prepare them for consoling me tomorrow.
5. Got robbed at the bodega near…
Dear Morgan,
I still love you. If that helps. If not, maybe this is helpful:
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When Swiss joked over dinner Sunday night that we’d switched luck, I secretly panicked because I worried that without my terrible luck I’d never be funny again. Then today, someone who evaluates my job saw me on a personal call that I absolutely could not and would not hang up on. Immediate thought: I’m BACK in the game!
Highlight of day so far- waving hand over sandwich & coke on counter at the Subway register and saying ‘I’m all that and a bag of chips.’
“Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.”
– Carl Sagan (via emilyposts)
Just added sugar to my coffee like a witch to a brew. Yes, a pinch of this! Delightful!
I’m listening to music with my window open but trumpeter across the courtyard will NOT be outdone.
“Hell, there are no rules here - we’re trying to accomplish something.”
– Thomas Edison (via nolagrrlnyc) (via wellthatsjustgreat)
yeah boiiii
Incredibly Wise Words From Kristen Wiig →
thecomedyoferas:
“Don’t become something just because someone else wants you to, or because it’s easy; you won’t be happy. You have to do what you really, really, really, really want to do, even if it scares the shit out of you.”
Chicks Dig Time Lords →
Who’s comin’ with me to this? Tonight? 7:00?
John Z Townsend: A Stand Up Show! →
Hey guys!
Remember when I did stand up at school night? It was a lot of fun, right?
Well hey, I’m going to do it again! Two more times!
The first is this Saturday at the Village Lantern, at 7.
Then next Wednesday, I’ll be doing stand up again at School Night. The last time I did it I didn’t…
You guys should go see this. JZT has a relaxed, confident style that is both A) hilarious...
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Time Vortex
A few minutes ago, I found myself in a time vortex when I realized my computer said it was 4:00, the kitchen clock said it was 2:00, and my pacifying phone split the difference and said it was 3:00. Then I realized that they were all late because this shit shoulda happened to me yesterday.
So… I just tried to cook myself a fancy lunch on my day off, but instead, I ended up burning my hand while making what can only be described as salmon pulp with a side of lukewarm noodles.
Watchmir777:
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So very cool…live tv, old school, brilliant comic actor.
This is great - “chock full of booze”
lookmom:
chamberlain:
Notorious B.I.G. vs....
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Watchwordshurtsogood:
tromant:
Kid Cudi Ft. Ratatat & MGMT-Pursuit Of Happiness (Alt Video)
Bridge, have you seen this? Great video.
It’s like it’s my birthday :) Thanks ladybug! :)
halphillips:
For nearly three years, I’ve lived across the street from a “militaria and antiques” shop.
Among the items displayed in its window: several awesome samurai swords.
How have I never gone in there before?
Anybody want to go with me?
In! I wanna get my hands on a samurai sword.
Downstairs Neighbors PSA →
My friend Ken’s friend Chris made this.
I made the mistake of hitting play, then trying to eat. I am now wearing a mouthful of spring roll.
rawlrawlrawlrawl
“When I was nine, I asked my Dad, ‘Can I have your movie camera? That old,...”
– MICHAEL GIACCHINO, upon receiving his Oscar for Best Original Score (Up).
(via healywu:caseydonahue:jaimecastillo)