June 2009
120 posts
I desire a map. -SPO
spolikeluzhate:
I have a brilliant idea, but no desire to put it together, as is the way I live life. What I am truly hoping is that someone else had this idea already and created it. Does anyone know of an online Map that will tell me what streets have alternate side of the street parking on what days and times in NYC? If not, will you create it for me and all NYC natives to enjoy?
Ben...
B 1/2
Fancy slang.
Productive Nightmare
Last night I had a horrible dream of being in my “apartment,” (knew it was my apartment but it looked nothing like my apartment or any apartment that would be functional) and I saw roaches come out of the sink. I woke up and cleaned my room. Thanks, nightmare.
Crying at movies
benzado:
rubysneakers:
benjaminapple:
When people say they cried at a movie (like Up) do they mean they literally shed tears, or just that they got a little misty and felt sad? If it’s the former, I feel like I must be some kind of robot, because I’ve never had enough movie-induced eye moisture to cause a droplet to run down my cheek. The end of It’s A Wonderful Life always gets me, but I...
Watchjapaneseterrierspaniels:
Here are the puppies at week 4, eyes wide open and running around at play. It doesn`t last long, but they have short bursts of energy, then it`s another naptime. All of them are teething now, and are starting to eat mashed puppy food.
Sara, these puppies are so adorable. And they’re barely moving! Wait till they’re walking around more doing cute stuff - they...
Fold School →
Moving, recently moved, or just have a lot of cardboard boxes but don’t know what to do with them? This site called FoldSchool.com has cool designs so you can fold a cardboard box into a stool or a rocking chair for a kid. I wonder how big the box would have to be to make it adult sized.
Real Housewives
I spent a lot of my day chatting about Real Housewives, without ever having watched an episode. I think I’ve got a typical plotline down. I am writing an application, please see below.
Application
Name: __________________________ (nee ________________________ )
I would like to be a contestant on Real Housewives of ____________ (Major Metropolitan Area).
Section 1: I am batshit crazy in this specific way (please circle one):
A. I enjoy throwing charity events that do not really make any money for charity.
B. I like to throw fashion shows but I don’t believe having actual clothes...
Merlin
Guys, I’m just gonna say it - I hope Merlin wins on The Fashion Show.
He is so sassy and fun, but never mean. I feel like Rico makes it entertaining but is so dramatic and catty about it. And Daniella makes pretty clothes, but she will cut you if you turn around. Meanwhile, when Merlin’s a diva, it just makes me smile.
Scribblenauts →
patbaer:
adambozarth:
claspy:
If you have a Nintendo DS, you MUST check this out. The premise behind it is that you have to get a star in each level by problem solving, but without anything already existing on the screen. You imagine it (Anything! Ladder! Air balloon! Shrink Ray! Beaver!), write it down and it gets tested out.
This is hard to explain but amazing, so just follow the link and...
things on my dad's workbench
rubysneakers:
a rubber container full of weird keys and dirt a random assortment of bags for hunting - 2 orange and 1 camo 13 lightbulbs a selection of tools from my great uncle’s collection when he worked at the necco candy factory.
I love Necco Wafers.
I know that some people might not like them, but instantly, they remind me of spending time with my Dad, just the two of us. Which...
Watchpurns:
In this extra for Paper Heart, Charlyne Yi interviews Paul Scheer about love. Paul then makes me laugh.
I am gonna see this movie when it comes out August 7 - aka day after Hall & Oates.
“My girlfriend is so pretty that I can’t get over it. Every week I celebrate the...”
– -Dan Rhodes, Anthropology (2005). (via chamberlain)
I love this book! The whole collection is super fun, and for my attention span, it’s really easy to pick up whenever. There’s one called “Chemicals” that I like:
“Unable to accept that Celestia was no more than a...
FREE Hall and Oates Brooklyn Show August 6!! →
chamberlain:
brianglidewell:
mikescollins:
I love Hall and Oates.
I CAN go for that.
Private Eyes are watching HALL AND OATES PERFORM.
Ooh here she comes. She’s a maneaterFREEHALLANDOATES.
You make my dreams of a FREE HALL AND OATES CONCERT come true.
Rich girl, your old man’s money matters not at a FREE HALL AND OATES CONCERT.
Sara, smile, because HALL AND OATES ARE PLAYING RIGHT OVER...
“Keep on sowing your seed, for you never know which will grow - perhaps it all...”
– Albert Einstein
Black Eyed Peas (uh, yes, again) →
Okay, I listened to this again, and 3:19 cracks me up.
Catchy song - Black Eyed Peas "I Gotta Feelin" →
DCM XI Schedule! →
mikescollins:
It’s not too early to get excited!
oooh yeah!
In case you missed it...
NOW CASTING-Bitches and Hoes for Cop Bar 2- The Sequel.
Reply to: Date: 2009-06-18, 8:11AM Epileptic Arson Productions is now casting dozens of women of questionable virtue to star in “Cop Bar 2- Mutant Blood Bath” The setting is North Jersey in the year 2011. A post-apocalyptic wasteland where killer flat-chested feminist mutants terrorize the remains of humanity and suck the life out of...
Watchplayhimoffkeyboardcat:
on The Daily Show
<3 <3
“Why is this how we end all our phone conversations - with you screaming...”
– just chattin’ with Mom
Pixar grants girl's dying wish to see 'Up' →
rubysneakers:
sharingtime:
delbertshoopman:
I just cried a little bit from reading this.
Spoiler alert: she doesn’t actually get to watch it because it was too painful. If you read this, I hope you have a Prozac handy.
I just cried a little reading this.
being a baby
rubysneakers:
i got both my middle fingers pricked to try to give blood today (no dice, iron levels too low, bummer). annoying, but whatever, right? no :( i have to fill out a ton of carbon forms today, in 2009. ridiculous. which means i have to press really hard with my pen and it’s hitting right where the lady stuck me. i have a delicate bruise forming on both fingertips.
back to writing...
