June 2009
120 posts
Live blogging the Ped Egg commercial
10:22 Who uses raw eggs on their feet? 10:23 Yep, that probably would work better than a raw egg. 10:24 I am not buying.
Jun 1st
Dru Johnston's The Year Of The Blog written up in... →
benjaminapple: “The Tolstoy of short attention spans.” Awesome, Dru. This is terrific!  Dru, keep it up!!
Jun 1st
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May 2009
45 posts
May 31st
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Rearranged the pillows on my sofa.
That is much comfier.
May 31st
Slumdog
I just watched Slumdog Millionaire the other day and now not only is that Paper Planes song back in my head again, but it’s complete with the fun imagery of the kid hanging upside down outside of a train.  Upgrade. Also, I don’t know if this is worth putting up in a blog.  How interesting is the minimum?
May 31st
mattfisher: “At some point, it would seem, people will stop looking to Oprah for this kind of guidance. This will never happen. Oprah’s audience admires her as much for her failings as her successes. In real life, she has almost nothing in common with most of her viewers. She is an unapproachable billionaire with a private jet and homes around the country who hangs out with movie...
May 31st
May 31st
Need help water-gunning your friend?
davebluvband: annarubanova: adambozarth: I am willing to be your Watergun Assassins spy. Put me to work. All the way from butt-fuck Illinois? Avenge my death! Who killed you?!  Guys, I need updates, and I need them now.
May 30th
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May 30th
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May 30th
“Find your space. Find your spot. Wear what you love. Choose the careers that may...”
– Michelle Obama On Women’s Choices, Time Magazine. (via) (via nancysun) (via katespencer) (via mir777)
May 29th
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I could hear a million people scream "WELL DUH!"... →
(via johnrobertwilson) When you read this article…online?
May 29th
May 28th
Animation Short Contest →
Hey animator buds, did you see this?  You should submit something. That is all. Bridgeface
May 28th
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May 27th
WatchWatch
rubysneakers: bridgecomedy: davebluvband: johnrobertwilson: Late Night Interview #137 - Frosty Shop Owner Craig Sanford This video is hilarious.  The constant insertion of the Ridley Township logo is great. So funny! Another side of the very funny Rob Stern - I like the moments between them when Ben catches Rob saying something ridiculous and Rob just sits there. ‘… i’m not...
May 25th
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Nanny
The other day, I’m riding the train, and the conductor comes on very upset, trying to get the guy in the back of the train to let the car doors close.  Guy in the back must not be because the train conductor keeps barking at him.  Anyway, finally the dude lets the door close, and then the conductor comes back on & is like, “This is a promise to you.  If you hold the doors open...
May 25th
WatchWatch
davebluvband: johnrobertwilson: Late Night Interview #137 - Frosty Shop Owner Craig Sanford This video is hilarious.  The constant insertion of the Ridley Township logo is great. So funny! Another side of the very funny Rob Stern - I like the moments between them when Ben catches Rob saying something ridiculous and Rob just sits there.
May 25th
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May 25th
Guy at dinner: You're a comedian? But you haven't said anything funny yet.
Me: What's your job? Did you do it during dinner?
May 23rd
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May 21st
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May 19th
Hot 100 Code Cracked! →
Rapper + something digital = everything on top 100.
May 18th
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Fat Penguin t-shirt store →
annarubanova: (via fatpenguin) ha. hahahah. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHahahaHAHAHAhahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAH! I <3 Ben Ragheb.
May 16th
Change
I was sitting on a bus yesterday, and I got asked for change.  I immediately shook my head & looked away without really thinking about it.  I was on a bus.  It was really 4 quarters, one dollar. I am officially jaded.
May 14th
May 13th
Midsummer Night Swing
mir777: I’ve always wanted to do this! katespencer: Every summer since 2002 I have vowed to do this, and I never have. God, I’ve lived in New York for a long time. Anyone feel like dancing? I did this a couple years ago, and it was such a great night!  Except watch out for old men - if you dance with ‘em twice, they think you’re theirs for the night.
May 13th
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May 13th
The 88
I hung out with my sister Swiss last night - she is going to Italy for half the month, so I am trying to get in what time I can.  We went to see this band she’s wanted to see for a long time, The 88 (They rock; I will attach a video so you can see them do this.). Anyway, so they’re on the stage, and we’re all excited - I haven’t been to a concert in a while, and Swiss is...
May 13th
The Fat Penguin Show debuts Wednesday
annarubanova: fatpenguin: Dear Friends, Long awaited, widely anticipated, and over budget, The Fat Penguin Show is finally here! Wednesday, May 13th 2009 9:00 PM The Fat Penguin Show featuring   The Spinoffs Dustin Drury, Shannon Coffey, Dan Klein, and Rob Hugel   Mastodon Mattingly Becky Ferreira, Aaron Glaser, Rachel Bloom, Julia Frey, Danny Jolles, Grant Levy and Jason Shebiro   and your...
May 12th
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ListenThis movie makes me cry, and the music is part of...
May 9th
Nerds.
Today in the elevator, I saw a thing about how the Star Trek movie was the head of the technology section of, I think it was the Washington Post.  And my gut reaction was, “That’s racist.”  Then I was like, nerds aren’t a race, Bridge.
May 9th
Audition Notice
Saw an audition notice for this, and I was like, man, I wish I was that right now. Female, 20-25. Young, hot, fit, bikini-clad drunk.
May 8th
And the winner is...
Today’s subway platform performer was scream-singing about Jesus ignoring him.  He wins this week’s “Reasons-To-Bring-Your-Headphones” competition.
May 4th
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