April 2009
19 posts
Renaming movies after things people in them should...
Jaws - Let’s just swim in the hotel pool.
Taxi Driver - Yes. Yes. That’s because you’re alone. Yes.
Rear Window - I’m calling the police because that’s their job.
The Shining - Take some time off. We’re in a resort.
mir777:
The Sixth Sense - > Hey dude. Are you talking to someone?
Gone with the Wind -> Ashley Wilkes is a pussy.
The Breakfast...
One more birthday present!
Fat Penguin gets to do next week’s Saturday Night Slumber Party at UCB!! Midnight, $5, and I am way super excited about it.
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/shows/1216
http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/reservations/create/14348
Watchadambozarth:
Cash 4 Skulls written by Brett White.
We had to move a lot of comic books and comic book paraphenelia to make this.
Brett White is hilarious.
Unplug...phone.
I just got 8 calls all in a row from a Chinese food delivery guy looking for some girl named Jessica. I was nice at first, but by the end I was just saying, “NO NO JESSICA” and slamming down the phone. Then I walked out to get lunch because I couldn’t take it anymore. And then on my way back up, I saw this girl in my office walking towards the elevators, saying, “I got...
tp etc
Okay, so today I was buying toilet paper and had to make the choice between extra soft and extra strong. What kinda shits are people taking that we need an extra strong as an option?
“Mine’ll just rip right through otherwise. I tried regular, strong, stronger - if this doesn’t work, I swear, I’m just tearin’ up thousand count sheets and calling it a day.”
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Stairs
I dunno how, but I usually find myself behind the slowest person on the stairs. If there’s people who look perfectly normal, they will walk very very slowly ahead of me. Baby carriages mysteriously appear above. Canes I did not notice are up in force.
This morning, I thought I’d beat the system because I was in the exact center of two people, so I would pull away to whichever side...
WatchYeah, Ben!! Way to be hilarious! :)
davebluvband:
benzado:
I appear in the debut of Gayest Week Ever!
Ben made me watch this, because he set up my computer. It’s pretty gay.
Hair bag.
I am letting my friend borrow my wig for a sketch, and so I put it in a plastic baggie & took it to work today. Yet, to my surprise, carrying a bag full of hair didn’t stop someone on the subway from asking me directions. Which means I could get away with murder with this girl-next-door look. So if you need help moving bodies, call this girl. I could carry fingers on the crosstown...
