February 2012
19 posts
Nuts! Diamond boots boss, stock falls
So close, CNN! You know you wanna be like:
Diamond Boots Boss, Causes Nut-clutching Fall
cmon, CNN. live a lil, cmon.
Just a lil, cmon, “Nut Sacked” do it do ittttt
All New Wraps At MyPodStudios.com →
bridgetfitzgerald:
There are new wraps featuring Bridget now up at mypodstudios.com, and over 58K people have read the Forbes.com article!
Met a sales guy whose last name was Cash. If you’re in sales, and your last name is cash, but you never acknowledge that, to me, that’s like being named Doctor Doctor and not entering every party going gimme the news.
A DAMN SHAME.
Calendar Check
I just saw Valentine’s Day is exactly one week before Mardi Gras. So, it looks like for this single lady, there’ll be two Fat Tuesdays this year.
You know what day it is.
Ned: Phil? Phil Connors? Phil Connors, I thought that was you!
Phil: Hi, thanks for watching.
Ned: Hey now, don't you tell me you don't remember me 'cause I sure as heckfire remember you.
Phil: Not a chance.
Ned: Ned... Ryerson. "Needlenose Ned"? "Ned the Head"? C'mon, buddy. Case Western High. I did the whistling belly-button trick at the high school talent show? Bing. Ned Ryerson, got the shingles real bad senior year, almost didn't graduate? Bing, again. Ned Ryerson, I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple of times until you told me not to anymore? Well?
Phil: Ned Ryerson?
Ned: BING!
Phil: Bing. So did you turn pro with that whole belly-button thing Ned or...
Ned: No, I sell insurance.
Phil: What a shock.
January 2012
62 posts
Tomorrow is Sunken Treasure Hot Chocolate Day! →
I think I’ve told everyone how amazing this is - combining two great things: pirates & cocoa.
Bridget in Forbes as the host of mypodstudios.com! →
bridgetfitzgerald:
Take a look!
On the way home tonight, a dog owner apologized, pulling back her dog that was barking at me. I barked back at it. It barked back even more. I yipped, “Ok! Ok! You win!” And the owner burst out laughing. That was my favorite walk home ever. Or at least a close tie with the time I drunk high-fived a stranger in the middle of the street. Or possibly that night I found five dollars,...
I love snow. It feels pure, innocent, kind. I think that’s why they call it a blanket. Why I want to, anyway.
The Uncanny Valley Saturday 1/27 at 7:30 →
Hey guys! The comedy show I cohost with Fish is back at the Tank Saturday 1/27 at 7:30! A cool lineup & sweet games & prizes! Only $5!
The Uncanny Valley: The eerily perfect comedy show hosted by BB & Fish (Bridget Fitzgerald & Michael Fisher)! This month’s guests include: Standups Ilana Glaser (FX’s Broad City), Sharon Spell, Katie East, Jon Bander, improv by...
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Casting Update
bridgetfitzgerald:
Bridget just got cast as a principal in the independent short, “Life Is A Dream,” shooting in early March. She’s thrilled and thankful to the whole team for getting her on board.
Exciting things are afoot!
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Poupak's Parisian Life in New York: The Soul Glo... →
binu:
poupak:
I am more than excited to be co-hosting this show tonight!! Thank you Keisha Zollar for offering me this opportunity!
The Soul Glo is coming back with an amazing line up! Join us, as usual, for our comedy variety show featuring a diverse cast of performers, and bringing to the stage the very…
TONIGHT AT MIDNIGHT!
Poupak is fantastic as is Keisha & all the ppl in this!...
BB & Mouj show tonight at 9 at 13th St Rep! $5! →
You KNOW you wanna see some cheap comedy, and grrrrl we cheap.
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I do normal things all day ALL DAY but the second I do sommin’ crazy, somebody is always there. ‘s like, I’m walking, walking, start-to-eat-tuna-from-a-pouch, guy walks into me.
Kaleidoscope tonight at 7:30! Creek! Free!
Excited to do monologues tonight at the Kaleidoscope Show! 7:30 at the Creek! It’s Matt Dennie’s first time as a host, so let’s all give ‘im a boost!
WatchNew cinematography video by Elaine Schwartz, a very gifted filmmaker who directed me in Dream Girl! Check it out if you have a minute & would like to see some neat colors, pacing, & a beautifully shot Times Square!
mangleopolis:
Chicago || Sufjan Stevens
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